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| Lay off of Curtis, man. He's the best new manager this company's had in years! So many great ideas! | |
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| Oh, come on. All his "brilliant ideas" consist of overhyping some non-problem and then suggesting we do things the exact opposite way. | |
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| WOW! I had no idea our support team was wasting upwards of an hour a day fixing customer account errors! | |
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| I KNOW RIGHT? THAT'S WHY THE SOLUTION IS THAT WE FIX CUSTOMER ACCOUNTS... LESS! | |
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| Hey, that freed up an hour of your workflow a day. | |
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| ...which is swallowed by the THREE hours I spend every day processing returns, now that simple typos are sending our products to Bumfuck Egypt. | |
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