Porkman & Finchy Are Worse For The Internet Than IE6

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: December 9, 2015

by ZMannZilla
12-09-15
Holy Cursewords Porkman! We've traveled back in time and gotten stuck in the ancient HTML code of an old GeoCities website!
Indeed. Porkman sees several places where GIF URLs are repeated to create tacky masterpieces.
I like how the person who created this page is welcoming us to hang out in it like it's an actual physical place! Classic late 90s personal website design!
Why yes, Porkman thinks that he WILL kick his feet up, relax, and enjoy his stay amongst these loud colors, MIDI loops, and broken hyperlinks!
Explain the GeoCities business model to me again?
No idea. Porkman hypothesize that it resembles plot to "Brewster's Millions".