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| Holy Cursewords Porkman! We've traveled back in time and gotten stuck in the ancient HTML code of an old GeoCities website! | |
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| Indeed. Porkman sees several places where GIF URLs are repeated to create tacky masterpieces. | |
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| I like how the person who created this page is welcoming us to hang out in it like it's an actual physical place! Classic late 90s personal website design! | |
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| Why yes, Porkman thinks that he WILL kick his feet up, relax, and enjoy his stay amongst these loud colors, MIDI loops, and broken hyperlinks! | |
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| Explain the GeoCities business model to me again? | |
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| No idea. Porkman hypothesize that it resembles plot to "Brewster's Millions". | |
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