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| One sec sir... Hi, this is Casey from the Shelbyville Porn Palace. I'm calling to let you know your order came in. Let's see what we got here... | |
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| One copy each of "The MILF On The Shelf", "O Cum All Ye Faithful", "Grandma Got Worked Over By A Black Guy", "The 12 Inches Of Christmas"... | |
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| ..."Island Of Misfit Sex Toys", and "Happy Fucking Birthday Jesus". Also, your candy cane butt plug and peppermint lube. Pick it up any time, we're open 24 hours! | |
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| Wow... People actually whack off to that stuff? | |
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| I dunno. So anyways, welcome to The Hallmark Store, how can I help you? | |
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