Porkman & Finchy Discuss Scrotums Like True Intellectuals

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: April 10, 2016

by ZMannZilla
4-10-16
Holy Cursewords Porkman! The Kickstarter campaign for "Scrotorola: The Smartphone Case That Slaps You With A Scrotum" is only a few hundred dollars away from hitting its goal!
CRAP! PORKMAN PLEDGED TO THAT AS A JOKE! Porkman did not think silly phone scrotum would actually get funded!
OF COURSE it was going to get funded! It's the phone accessory that slaps you in the mouth with a scrotum every time you answer a call!
SCROTUMS ARE UNPLEASANT AND PORKMAN CANNOT FATHOM WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT THAT!!!
Pffft, whatever! More phone scrotum for me then!
Wow, once you say "scrotum" several times it starts to sound silly. Scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum scrotum