Porkman & Finchy Don't Know Clue & Cluedo Are The Same Game

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 4, 2016

by ZMannZilla
7-04-16
Holy Cursewords Porkman! It looks like a British murder mystery happened in here!
How is can it be that Finchy knows it was British murder and not vanilla-flavored American murder?
There's all sorts of obvious evidence laying around, and all the corpses look so... polite. You know how British murder mysteries are.
Porkman slept through every British murder mystery Porkman ever watched, but Porkman can imagine what it would be like.
INSIDE PORKMAN'S IMAGINATION:
Dreadfully sorry, but I'm afraid this knife will damage your Brioni suit pocket. Is there a favor I might do for you as a reparation?
Ah, there's an upstanding chap! Would you kindly lay the knife near my head and stuff a picture of your favorite songbird into my ear?