Porkman & Finchy Are As Topical As Lotion With Spikes In It

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: July 20, 2016

by ZMannZilla
7-20-16
Holy Cursewords Porkman! This has been one wild Republican National Convention!
SHUT UP AND VOTE FOR VERMIN SUPREME ALREADY!!!
Stephen Colbert, Third-Eye Blind, and that wild party where Ann Coulter got topless!
Oh, is that why both of the straight senators were throwing dollar bills at that coatrack?
Yup! I can't wait to see what the Trump supporters boo at next! WHAT IF IT'S SCOTT BAIO?!
CHARLES IN CHARGE IS A REPUBLICAN AND ALSO STILL ALIVE?!