Porkman & Finchy Will Live Stupidly Ever After

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 2, 2016

by ZMannZilla
8-02-16
Holy Cursewords Porkman! It was a terrible idea to hide from the giant inside this toilet!
HEY LAY OFF! NOT EVERY ONE OF PORKMAN'S PLANS CAN BE WINNERS!
Name one thing about this entire trip up the beanstalk that was a good idea.
Porkman does like a challenge. Hmmm... well, taking a bite from that giant Ferrero Roche was good idea. Finchy enjoyed that as Porkman recalls.
Yeah, not what I'd call an experience worth floating in giant turd-water while fearing for my life.
Climbing beanstalk into the clouds was also good cardio! CHRIST WHY IS FINCHY ALWAYS SO NEGATIVE?!