Porkman & Finchy Can't Even Stand Each Other Any More

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 11, 2016

by ZMannZilla
8-11-16
Holy Cursewords, Porkman. You are just THE most annoying life partner. I mean seriously.
And Finchy is the most breaking of Porkman's heart-muscle. Say please that it is ain't so.
I have no idea what that meant. I never do. You talk like an idiot and make no sense. That's why I'm breaking up with you.
PREPOSTEROUS! These are traits which the Finchy once said was cute and endearing of the Porkman!
Yep, I was probably high on diet crack when I said that. You're annoying and we're through. Is it cool if we still fuck from time to time though?
WE WILL FINALLY FUCK AGAIN?! OMG YES LET'S BREAK UP AND HAVE ALL THE ORAL SEX!!!