Porkman & Finchy Cause So Many World Ending Events

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: September 2, 2016

by ZMannZilla
9-02-16
Holy Cursewords Porkman! The planet Earth is spinning much faster than I remember it spinning!
Days going by in minutes! Minutes going by in microseconds! Is all so terribly confusing!
I'm also getting a little queasy from the motion sickness.
Indeed, Porkman feeling barfy as well. What could make the world to go round so much faster than normal?
Well, science did try to warn us about America's obesity epidemic.
Ah yes. Too many fat-bottom girls will do that.