Porkman & Finchy Something Something They Suck At Sea Travel

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: September 20, 2018

by ZMannZilla
9-20-18
Shiver me timbers Cap'n Porkman! We've been keelhauled by yon ship and sent to Davy Jones' locker!
Well Porkman can think of one Carnival Cruise that be getting one-star Yelp review!
Tis a damnable thing, Cap'n! Yon skallywags commit such treason on the high seas!
Does the Finchy really need to keep talking like an
old-timey alcoholic sea hobo?!
Aye! By Poseidon's left bollock, 'tis the pirate code!
Starting to think "pirate code" is Finchy code for "butt-funneled too many complimentary rum drinks"