Porkman & Finchy Torture A Simple Acronym Because They Suck

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: August 7, 2020

by ZMannZilla
8-07-20
Holy Cursewords Porkman! We got a great deal on these front row seats to the British League of Marbles!
Wait, the Finchy got us tickets to THAT BLM? I thought we was to see all-dolphin musical titled Blowhole Les Miserables!
We were, but the lead singer got fired after he got on Twitter and said he wanted to Buttfuck Lenin & Marx
THE INTERNET CANCELLED BUBBLES?! But he is my Best Loved Musician!
Is he really? Because I remember you Tweeting about how "Bubbles Licks Megacock" when he came out in support of George Floyd.
Hey, you'd be a contradictory piece of shit too if you had BALLS LIKE MINE!