ALTERNATE BLASPHEMY 2: OH THAT CRAZY DEUCE

Author: Zandor_12

Date: May 30, 2004

by Zandor_12
5-30-04
Hey, you! Worship Jesus!
I am Satan! The corruptor of man! Ruler of hell! Enemy of good! Jesus is my sworn enemy, you foolish simpleton!
HEY, HAS ANYBODY NOTICED THAT THE JESUS ON THE CROSS IS LIKE THREE FEET TALL
...I see.
Hey, you! Worship Jesus!
ARGH!