Another thread, part two

Author: Zapp

Date: January 10, 2002

by Zapp
1-10-02
Will there finally be an only-begotten grandson of the LORD?
I said: I'm pregnant.
What?!
Fuck! How could this happen?
Well, when we were humping in the back of your VW and Deep Purple was playing loud and we were so passionate and everything I think the condom broke but I didn't want to ruin the moment and...
Ah, Christ.