Farmer's Daughters

Author: Zapp

Date: January 12, 2002

by Zapp
1-12-02
A farmer with three daughters screens three prospective suitors. The first:
Fine.
Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?
The second:
Fine.
My name's Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're gonna get some spaghetti. Is she ready?
And the third...
I MUST KILL YOU !!
Hi, my name's Chuck...