So that's why!

Author: Zapp

Date: January 12, 2002

by Zapp
1-12-02
Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear that big hat?
It keeps the sun out of my eyes.
Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear the vest and chaps?
They protect me from the elements.
But Mr. Cowboy, why do you wear those sneakers?
That's so people don't think I'm a damn truck triver.