Detour #7: God's Detour

Author: Zapp

Date: January 16, 2002

by Zapp
1-16-02
Look, don't kill the messenger, but you've got to stop those horrible jokes - they are a disgrace in the eyes of the LORD.
I want to hear what the big man has to say about that.
Very well - let's make it perfectly clear, shall we? I, God, Lord of Hosts, Creator and Ruler of heaven and earth, sung in eternal praise by seraphim...
SERAPHIM?! I BARELY EVEN KNOW HIM!!
(boob)