They know if you've been bad or good

Author: Zeester

Date: March 26, 2003

by Zeester
3-26-03
Dear sir, our FBI tracers have tracked you to this location becuase you have bought 7 sticks of plutonium on the night of Jan.5, 1983.
The serial code on your computer is 78.889.545, You live on Sadddle street, your favorite movie is Jaws, You have 12,344,567 hairs on your head.
..........and your girlfriend fakes her orgasms.