Public service anouncement

Author: Zegota

Date: February 10, 2003

by Zegota
2-10-03
Don't drink alcohol people!!!
It's bad for you.
It's makes you fat, makes you throw up, gives you a headache, it's addictive, it's expensive and it's makes you have sex with people that are otherwise a big no-no.
The trip you get from alcohol ain't worth the time and money you put in it.
So instead you'd be better off smoking pot or shooting crack, sure the initial cost is higher than alcohol, but the trip lasts longer and is much more satisfactory.
So roll up those sleeves and search those veins. 'Cause you know what they say. "A shot a day keeps the doctor away"