I got the obvious one first!

Author: Zegota

Date: February 28, 2003

by Zegota
2-28-03
RAAAAAAAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
You're not the real Tobor.
What do you mean I'm not the real Tobor?
I can tell from miles away. You're just someone in a Tobor costume
How d'you tell?
My anus isn't bleeding.