What's wrong?

Author: Zegota

Date: April 17, 2003

by Zegota
4-17-03
Hello, I'm Albert, and that there is my son, Timmy. My own flesh and blood, if you care to look at it that way. My flesh and blood, walking around, breathing, talking...
Okay, dad, calm down. Let's talk about something else.
In a way you could look at him as my sperm. A big wad of sperm just standing there. My sperm, walking, running, breathing, talking...
Calm down dad, don't make me call the doctor again
SPERM! That's all you are, SPERM! MY SPERM! EVERYWHERE! JUMPING! RUNNING! TOUCHING ME!! OH GOD, IT'S SPERM... TOUCHING ME!!!!