Hiking through nature #2

Author: Zegota

Date: April 18, 2003

by Zegota
4-18-03
Look, it's a birds nest, I think it's got eggs in it.
WAIT! Be carefull, that could be a crow's nest.
So?
Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God. It looks like a crow's nest and in that case those aren't eggs.
Then what are they?
EYES! EYES I TELL YOU! The crows sneak into your house through the window and pluck out the eyes of little babies sleeping in their cribs. RUN! I think I hear the leprechaun patrol coming this way.