Little Bastard #1

Author: Zegota

Date: August 5, 2002

by Zegota
8-05-02
Hey there Little Bastard, I heard it's you birthday today
Waaaaw, you hear? Did you get me something?
Yes I did, I got you this beautifull shovel.
A shovel? That sucks. What am I supposed to do with that?
Well, you could start by burying your dog. I ran him over while pulling up on your driveway
Leave me alone