Nautical substances deviate from their original intentions

Author: Zegota

Date: August 8, 2002

by Zegota
8-08-02
Dear God, I've been abducted by aliens. What horrible experiments will they perform on me? What dreadfull things will they insert into me.
Please Mr Alien, Don't hurt me!! Don't give me an Anal-Buttprobe. Don't impregnate me with a gruesome monster, please let me go!
Pull my finger