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I've actually had a good number of people ask me lately how slasher films work...
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| Hello. I am the victim. I will now see the murderer and freak out. | |
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| I, as the killer, will now stare at you threateningly. (Usually from my own perspective) | |
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To both appease and mock them at the same time I am posting this comic (with special guest PrimoOoze1138)...
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| The killer will usually then lunge at me. Not yet dead, I will now flee the house. | |
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| Ah, yes. I will now pursue you in a threatening manner into some woods | |
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Furthermore I never want any of you who asked me how slasher films work to ever speak to me again.
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| At this point I will fall over something and be brutally murdered. If I am very lucky, I may somehow survive. If not, my mutilated corpse will be found later by another character. | |
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| I usually try to avoid the first option from happening, but it does ocassionaly. I will now return home and wait for another victim. | |
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