Fudging My Way Past Child Labor Laws

Author: Zilchoid

Date: August 23, 2004

by Zilchoid
8-23-04
One late Monday night...
Look everyone, it's my roommate Kelli!
Oh my god! Guess what happened today at work. You won't believe this!
Umm ... old lady crapped her pants when she saw shoes she liked?
No, that was yesterday! Today the NOPD got a lead on a drug cartel based on evidence found in a fake Gucci purse! Wait, I'll tell you more, but first I gotta pee.
She knows too much...must exterminate.
Niko, why are there Costa Rican children making women's accessories in our dining room?