I need an avocado, a corkscrew, aluminum foil...

Author: Zilchoid

Date: August 24, 2004

by Zilchoid
8-24-04
A usual day at my house...
Jeff! What's happening?
I just got back from a Fencebuilders of America meeting. We're breaking new ground with chain link this year.
Great! Did you bring me any presents?
Well, I got Paris Hilton videos on homemade laserdisc, vibrating things that plug into the wall, and an ice chest made from a pizza carrier.
You're the MacGuyver of the Westbank, dude.
Just wait until you see what I've got coming from Tijuana thisTuesday!