Why I like TV...

Author: Zilchoid

Date: August 30, 2004

by Zilchoid
8-30-04
Average weekday 'round my house...
Homer: Why you little! Bart: Aye Caramba!
Those crazy Simpsons! Why can't I live in Springfield?
Half an hour later...
Julie: With a vote of 6-1, Jace, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
Jace! You played the game all wrong! Why can't I live in the Big Brother house?
An hour later...
Jerry: But are you "Master of Your Domain"? George: I am "King of the Castle."
How do they come up with these great catch phrases?!? Why can't I live in Apartment 5C?