Animals Should Not Try to Act Like People

Author: Zimri

Date: November 17, 2003

by Zimri
11-17-03
Welcome to McDowell's, can I take your order?
::Sigh:: Oh, woe is me...I'm so depressed I can barely breathe.
...what?
Such is the life of a gothic! Wandering, lonely, depression...
Listen, are you going to order anything or not?
Just wait until I finish jacking off down here...