Oprah Was Accidently TIVO'd

Author: Zimri

Date: June 4, 2005

by Zimri
6-04-05
I'm in love, man! Hatie Kolmes, I love you!
Sir, you're scaring me.
AHHHH! I'm in love! What a girl!
...you appear unstable.
I'll be home soon, love of my life! I SWEAR!
What a maniac. What kind of establishment would let loose such a dangerous indvidiual?