Mi Nariz, Matalo

Author: Zimri

Date: July 26, 2005

by Zimri
7-26-05
"Dear John, I feel over the past few weeks that you never pay attention to me..."
I have been bragging a lot over the deals I get at the taxidermist.
"...I just don't know the real you anymore. Plus, you keep a stuffed monkey corpse under your bed for sexual purposes."