Dirk Pittsburgh Steelers (Suck)

Author: Zimri

Date: September 17, 2005

by Zimri
9-17-05
You know, you like to drop the word "girlfriend" all over the place in your comics.
I guess so.
I think you've had maybe one girlfriend in your entire life, and that was way back in high school.
Well, see, I set my sights on girls that are way out of my league and then when they half-heartedly respond and because they are too nice to tell me to piss off, I consider them a grilfriend!
...go jump off a building.
So, have you gotten a job yet?