Change My Name to Dirk or Lewis

Author: Zimri

Date: September 21, 2005

by Zimri
9-21-05
I can't believe the daunting mission we are bout to undertake!
Yes, daunting.
Imagine, entering the orbit of Venus. Such an awesome and auspicous occasion requires total solemnity.
Solemnity?! You spent the last four months getting here masturbating and throwing your own feces around!
...but you did the same.
Hey, you outrank me. What was I supposed to do?