Why I'm Proud to be an American 5

Author: Zimri

Date: November 15, 2005

by Zimri
11-15-05
You should really do drugs. They're the best!
Nope...I'm strictly a booze man.
Junkies are the coolest people alive.
...you've convinced me. Help me hook up this IV of acid, and we'll go to Hooters. I'll drive.