Prank Call

Author: Zimri

Date: March 28, 2006

by Zimri
3-28-06
Hello.
Hello, this is Val Kilmer, the man of your dreams. I heard you're a fan. Can I come over to your house and split you in half?
Oh...my...GOD! Really?!
No, not really.
You son of a bitch Alcoac!
Muahahahaha