He Told Me

Author: Zimri

Date: April 26, 2006

by Zimri
4-26-06
Val Kilmer sucked as Batman.
Wha---WHA---NO!
STOP GROPING ME!
Today northern California man Dragon "X" Ero was arrested for attacking a defenseless squirrel.
Police would not have apprehended this bald menace had he not video taped the assault and put it up on his MySpace.