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by Ziro_1
9-24-01
Ya, know what?
I don't like you and I want you to die!
Damn I'm good

 

by Ziro_1
9-24-01
this sucks.

 

by Ziro_1
9-24-01
I have dicided to give you new life.
This still sucks.

 

by Ziro_1
9-24-01
Howdy
Don't howdy me god damn weirdo!
Why don't you fuck off and die!!!!
Thats it I'm killing myself

 

by Ziro_1
9-24-01
the bomb.
So this is how its going to end.
Ka
Boom
Well son of a bitch, Your ash again

 

by Ziro_1
9-24-01
Muhhahahahahahaha!!!!!
I will now begin my hellish crusade, that will lnevitably leave the kingdom of man in ruin.
oh poopy

 

by Ziro_1
9-24-01
So thusly the conquest of man began.
I will make all of you suffer!!!!!!!!!!
who the hell are you?

 

by Ziro_1
9-24-01
How dare you talk me you ass fucker. your a littel bitch hoe crack whore. Your an bastered and i hope you die.
sniff...
Whats wrong now ass baby. Got a small winky huh what are ya gonna cry.
Poor satan.
sniff... sniff ... no

 

by Ziro_1
9-24-01
@!##$@ !@#!#%&&$@ #!@@@%% %^#@$^& #$%%& *^&# *%#^ *%&#
THATS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
Don't innterupt me hoe
Today I went against my morals and did the world a favor.

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
Meanwhile
We needed you alive God damn it!!!!!!
Why?
Meanwhile
So you could fight Satan!!
Meanwhile
Why don't people tell me these things?

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
And let me guess, this is heaven
Why yes it is.
GOD!!!!!

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
Why yes i am god.
Hey, get me a damn coffee!!!!
Did you see him grovel.
Yeah, if you replace God with office bitch

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
So tell me why did you kill your self?
I was a damn cowboy!!!

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
Well you could change shapes.
Why the fuck don't people tell me theses things

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
Back on earth
Ya know,
I don't like you and I want you to die.
Damn i'm good

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
You will be the next to die!
You killed me already.
well alright.
Sucker

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
I am going to give you new life, again
Spiffy
Now to earth with you

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
Opps, that was the burning hell fire, not the teleportation fire. My bad.

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
All right to earth with you!!!!!!!!!!!
It feels good to be a God!
Hey where the fuck is my god damn coffee.

 

by Ziro_1
9-25-01
All right to earth with you!!!!!!!!!!!
It feels good to be a God!
Hey where the fuck is my god damn coffee.

 

by Ziro_1
10-04-01
It burns it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright this whole caching people on fire thing is getting old.

 

by Ziro_1
10-04-01
Hi
Who the fuck are you?

 

by Ziro_1
10-04-01
so to answer stick boys guestion of "who the fuck are you"
I am a god sent savior.
I have papers.
Well everything checks out here.

 

by Ziro_1
10-15-01
meanwhile back in heaven.
Yo, Jesus
Oh, crap not him.
How about a promotion?
Yes my child.
Perhaps if you got me a coffee...

 

by Ziro_1
10-15-01
Awwwwwwwwwwww a fuzzy squirrel. How cute. Your a cutesy wootsie yes you are...
* Snicker* HAHAHAHAHAHA satans a pansy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Poor littel guy... *sniff*

 

by Ziro_1
10-15-01
so how are you gonig to fight Satan
I was a cowboy
Were screwed...

 

by Ziro_1
10-15-01
We innterupt your comic to bring you...
Boo-ya
Boo-ya indeed

 

by Ziro_1
10-15-01
You look like Gary Coleman
My secret is out...

 

by Ziro_1
10-15-01

 

by Ziro_1
10-17-01
YO!
Huh?
Whers my fucking coffee.

 

by Ziro_1
10-17-01
Anyway, back to the problem at hand...
What the fuck was that. Gary Coleman jokes. What kind of filler is that.
I know. I mean talk about a pile of shit.
Ahem...
Oh crap are we on.
I think we are... well Shit

 

by Ziro_1
10-17-01
Well it was a pile of trash...
Shut up, you die, ok you die. I don't have to take this I am the author damn it and... Where the fuck do you think your going
Seeing how this rant could go on forever We thought we should go and get some coffee.

 

by Ziro_1
10-17-01
we, a random squirrel and a red robot would like to personally say Ziro is sorry for...
Grammer, spelling his name wrong, making jokes that don't make sense, stupid jokes, redundant apology comics, a very special sorry to Gary Coleman...
... he would also like to apologise for cursing, killing the squirrel, being a lazy ass, making fun of, and I qoute "office BItches'.
Heard them offices bitches have a strong Union.
Why do you think we are saying we are sorry to them

 

by Ziro_1
10-18-01
So, Ziro still ranting?
I fucking hate all of you. you all need to die. leave me while i am ranting. Make fun of me you bastards Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah......
Yep

 

by Ziro_1
10-18-01
Is he done yet.
Fuck Fucking Fucker, fuck fuckidy fucking fuckers .. fu...c...k *passes out *
Yep
well lets get on with this.

 

by Ziro_1
10-18-01
Oh my god it's...
Well this sucks

 

by Ziro_1
10-18-01
Satan I will defeat you... who the hell is that.
He killed satan.

 

by Ziro_1
10-31-01
Due to the shitty cliffhanger, Ziro decided that it was in order to due some filler strips...
To keep you guys wondering
Bite me jackasses.
as if anyone even reads this crap.

 

by Ziro_1
12-13-01
It has recently come to Ziros attention that someone actually reads these comics
In reagards to that satan has relesed a perss statement saying hell has indeed frosen over.
Anyways, Ziro was sent an e-mail in regards to his rant.
Dear Fucker, That was not a fucking rant, u fooking fuker. teh was just curse words. Learn teh fucing englis language you stoopid hore. cussng are being bad, yuo ass. and lern th spal
spal??
What the hell is spal???

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