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RS joins a legion attack by Zither 12-04-01

 

Legion retals by Zither 12-04-01
Zither tries to stop RS going on a legion retal Don't attack them please RS Convince me.	They joined the game last week, none have more than 40 roids, what will they think of Pa if people like u attack them all the time? Not a convincing argument	Please RS, for the sake of Pa let them grow a bit. Will 50 dreads 1 tick b4 pods be enough?

 

Emo, and his attitude to legion by Zither 12-04-01
Round 4 galaxy discussion More VeX incomming Emo, as usual we can't cover it all Fking Legion, as usual they totaly overkill and bash us for daring to fight them	Early round five Blue Tuba gets disolved Fking lokken, who should i join now	RS saves emo from any n00b alliance Want to join legion, got a target as well if u do, some 1mil planet defended against us. hmmn, OK, i have always liked legion and the way they deal with people who fight them

 

Zither leaves Tok'Ra by Zither 12-04-01
Zither Leaves Tok'Ra Sorry garsh, i am leaving tokra and joining virus. Following the other 6 hc/officer who left tokra Why do all my HC keep on leaving	Hey xillah, can you tell my why all my Hc leave? Um, its because you are not a great leader, you make bad decisions and are generally more usless than a inflatable dartboard	Why do I always manage to pick really crap HC who cannot stand the pace? I think I will sack them all and run everything myself Wonder if i will have to join the jr alliance, or will go straight into virus as a full member?

 

A day in the life of Piro by Zither 12-05-01
A day in the life of Piro. In the morning Hi Fiery, do you know where i can get somefood ? Sorry Piro, no i don't	In the afternoon Hi emo, do you know where i can get some food? Sorry Piro, i do not	In the evening Hi Kmfdm, do you know where i can get some food? Unless it is what Emo wants to eat then sorry, i do not

 

Emo and KMFDM by Zither 12-05-01
KMFDM, please go out with me, please? Oh god, he has started that again, he's pathetic	She's thinking about it, woot, this must be a hard decision for her, she obviously fancies me but is worried about being in the US when i am in UK what excuse this time, shall i tell him i am a lesbian, got a hairy chin, prefer animals?, hmmn, need an excuse quick	Um, emo i would go out with you, but i am, i mean i prefer, i mean i i i have a boyfriend now NOOOOOOO, sob, sob, how could you do this to me, i would give all my e roids for your love.

 

Unrequited love by Zither 12-05-01
HKP makes a confession to Logitechz Logi, there is something i want to tell you, i have been meaning to tell you this for a long time, but i have not been brave enough till now Oh oh, he wants to get back into legion	I want you, i think about you every day, i dream about you every night, i am desparatly in love with you Not what i was expecting	Please logi, make me a happy man and become my lover, destiny has chosen us to have this unatural love for each other. Well HKP, i am flattered by your affections, but i also have to make a confession, you see, there is only one person for me, and that is PBOT. Can we just be friends?

 

Magianz's addiction by Zither 12-05-01
Magianz goes to his dealer psst, hey bud, got any gear for me today? Sure man, got in a new shipment last night	Great! just deciding my order, got many e's ? Told you man i got loads, got anything u want.	K, i'll be gready and take lots of everything, makes it cheaper that way As usual my best customer. Ok then, usual delivery, send the pods tomorrow morning, you'll get the e's, m and c in the evening

 

Hypocrisy by Zither 12-06-01
Zither preaches Farming is for losers, people who cannot attack others to get roids. I will never farm, it is against the spirit of the game	The internal debate Fk, if i keep on attacking i will run out of e, how can i look at my self again if i farm e roids, going against my principles	Principles can be changed, lack of e cannot be Can i use ur farm for e roids please maginaz np

 

Guilty Conversations by Zither 12-07-01
Emergency Meeting takes place Bit of a problem DS, people know you have been ripping off the fund. WTF, don't they know it is for the good of the gal, after all, if i didn't..... I would have to actually take a risk and attack, ughh	We'ed better think of what to do, some people are not happy at me getting all the E from the planets who's owners have quit. Ungratful pe0ns. It is hard work running more than one planet, you deserve the extra resources.	Solution Proposed Lets just ignore them, i am a 30mil legion planet what can they do? want some of #16's e? got a load spare. Ok, i'll message those who haven't paid resources into my pocket, oops i mean gal fund, for a while.

 

New members by Zither 12-07-01
Oi RS, we need people to look after the other planets, i can prob get you a couple of active newbies who would love the chance Hmmn, would lose my income from them if we get others in	RS, are you going to answer my question? God he's persistant	Oi RS, answer me ffs wonder who we shall attack tonight? will sat be online to scan? shall i stay online to see if legion need def? is he still going on about wanting an answer?

 

Unrequited love by Zither 12-17-01
HKP makes a confession to Logitechz Logi, there is something i want to tell you, i have been meaning to tell you this for a long time, but i have not been brave enough till now Oh oh, he wants to get back into legion	I want you, i think about you every day, i dream about you every night, i am desparatly in love with you Not what i was expecting	Please logi, make me a happy man and become my lover, destiny has chosen us to have this unatural love for each other. Well HKP, i am flattered by your affections, but i also have to make a confession, you see, there is only one person for me, and that is PBOT. Can we just be friends?

 

Zither and Bradia by Zither 2-12-02
Zither gives Bradia some info Lo bradia, just found out that our coords are out. I have told virus and jov. WTF!!! How did they get out? and it is MY job to tell jov, you have to tell ME first.	You were not online. You should have waited then, talking to jov is MY job, OK!!! I tell them the info, not YOU. OK!!!!!	Hmmn, head stuck up arse so far that a pod would not fit. There, that told him, pft, i'm important and it is time the others realised that.

 

A typical PA meet by Zither 7-29-02
Zither and Vae meet at last We finally meet Vae and the pleasure is all mine. Fking ugly creep	What to do in the evening? So what do you want to do? go clubbing, go to the movies...wink wink..., find a hotel... only joking :-) Remove your balls with a rusty spoon	Sad goodbyes Its been great meeting you Vae, we had a great time and lets meet up again soon, i know some fun games we can play .....:-) Speak for yourself loser, if we ever meet again it will be too soon. You are so sad i'd prefer to be raped by fury every day than be within 300 miles of you.

 

TKI CS by Zither 8-31-05
Doug is bored #321st night that year !!!! cs0r !!!!! ffs	KD and Anakin get tki together My aim bot is fx0red Anakin, guess i will just have to rely on wallhack nm, i got aimbot, wallhack and that new one that kills all enemies in 1 shot. we will finaly beat doug	5 mins later 28-0, love my glock

 

Wol and jobs by Zither 9-01-05
Wol at the job center Got a possible job for you here Wol, good money, easy hours, tempted to take it myself tbqh eeeek!!!!!	Just arranging the interview, 1pm tuesday ok? EEEEEEK!!!!!!!	Tuesday 1pm Who needs a job, weed and irc ftw!

 

Anakin out on the town by Zither 9-01-05
Anakin on the pull Lo gorgeous another fking creep	You look bored, come back to mine, we can have great fun :-) chance of that is less than chance u get a good chat up line	So what do you say sweetheart? Who needs comdoms, his personality is best contraceptive ever

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