Satan Is Smart

Author: Zuga

Date: July 16, 2002

by Zuga
7-16-02
Suddenly Jesus appears before a priest. Having heard of a priest from a nearby parish being fried to a pile of ash, the priest begs Jesus' forgiveness.
Oh dear Jesus! I know that I have wronged in the past and touched little boys wee wee's, forgive me!
I am sorry my son, it is too late, you are a dirty molestering priest!
But Jesus! I know that if someone asks for your foregiveness you MUST forgive them. It is part of the rules! So I win!
Haha, I tricked you. I'm really Satan.