Crash and Burn

Author: _El_Diablo_

Date: February 1, 2004

by _El_Diablo_
2-01-04
For months, our hero has been working up the nerve, until one day, he just blurts out...
So hey, listen. I was just thinking, if you weren't doing anything later, would you wanna go out for coffee?
Uhm... er... sorry, I'm flattered, but you're just not my type.
Awkward silence...
I'm gonna go... y'know... fall in a ditch and die... See you later.