liek getz0 off teh me!!!3

Author: a-dogg

Date: October 18, 2001

by a-dogg
10-18-01
(He's looking for teh bum secks.)
What the f00t do you want?
Hey man. Chill daddy-o. I just be lookin' for somebody to come down to a little Open Mic.
Mr. Open Mic Night may just get some bum secks in a cave.
f00t. Are we in a f00ting cave?
Dig it daddy. I be, like, in a cave with a squirrel. Hmm, sounds like a killer opening.
We need not say more.
Hey? What the? Why did you turn me around?!
Just be calm daddy...