The real call of Cthulu.

Author: a-dogg

Date: October 18, 2001

by a-dogg
10-18-01
I am the Dark One.
Alfred...
I shall plague the world with fear, poison their minds, and corrupt the denizens of this frightened earth from within their stone-cold hearts.
Alfred...
Shut up, you stupid bitch.
The world is like chocolate semen...ga, how does that song go, damnit?
Aw, FUCK!