Jack London returns in spirit.

Author: a-dogg

Date: October 19, 2001

by a-dogg
10-19-01
WRAAAAA!!!
Whoa. Slow it down there, killer squirrel. I know how to handle you.
YAAAAAAWOOOOOO!!!
I once knew Jack London....esteemed author of 'The Call of the Wild'. I know how to fight off killer squirrels.
YAIIIEEEE!!!!
That, and the fact is, I look like a cross between Jesse Ventura and Mr. Clean.