All comics by absolutenitro

 

Untitled by absolutenitro 7-13-03
Aliens have defeated humanity lol, fgt hax0r	But for the collaborators it was a time of glory Helping the aliens was a great day for us You said it honey, now bend over	WILL YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?

 

Test of will by absolutenitro 7-13-03
We occupy your country not as occupiers but as *ungh* liberators. The democratic leaders we have chosen for you will *ungh* lead your people to a new.... I'm not buying this	...And furthermore my friends, if *ungh* you come across freedom bomb fragments *ungh* in the desert, rest assured they are completely safe and feel free to *ungh*... They can't be serious	.. *uuuungh* and there you have it my friends, the challenge laid by your tribal leaders has been met. We hope this gesture of cultural sensitivity will give us the legitimacy to help you achieve... Wow.. 50 live scorpions.. these guys really are tough. I wonder what they will do when they find out that this traditional test of will was total bullshit...

 

totally by absolutenitro 7-13-03
..and then I was all like, Carla I know you're lying, I saw Jeff talking to you. Its not like I would even care if she talked to Jeff or not, I mean really. Then, you won't believe this, she said....	... yeah so he told me that I was totally the most intelligent one of the group but I swear, she wouldnt believe me. I was like "would I lie about something like this?" Its not like I even care, but..	..Oh. My. God. really, it was hilarious. Dont you think it was funny. So then she went to his house, but guess what, he wasnt even there! Thats the funniest part of the story. She cried about it for.. ...and then I would towel myself off and go to bed. That would be awesome.

 

Terminal by absolutenitro 7-13-03
Doctor, how does it look? I'm afraid the tumor is inoperable. You should consider spending time with your loved ones	Isn't there anything you could do? I'm so sorry, there's really nothing I can do.	You're not a very good doctor, are you? At least I'm not the one who's about to die! Hahahahaha.

 

Know your enemy 1 by absolutenitro 7-13-03
KNOW YOUR ENEMY! Hello Tina, today we're going to talk about our enemies. Knowing who they are and how they trick you is the only way to beat them Oh boy, Cowboy Bob!	Lets start with the Arabs. You can recognize them by their long beards, turbans, and hatred of democracy abulakhashele shubkhamala OSAMA BIN LADEN	Hippies are Americans who have been tricked by communists into joining the enemy. You can recognize them by their tie dye shirts and horrible smell Like, no blood for oil!

 

Know Your enemy 2 by absolutenitro 7-13-03
KNOW YOUR ENEMY Now we reach the liberals. They look like us, but most are communists or gays blah blah blah international law blah blah	Moving on, we reach the Europeans. These people can be recognized by their snooty attitude and inability to fight Je le vous se vou plait le gui buennisimo	And finally we reach the commie rice eaters, plotting in their corner of the world, waiting to destroy us Cowboy bob, why am I in this panel?

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