Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: January 26, 2007

by actorbean
1-26-07
Oh damn! What happened to Freakshow, Aich?
It was an allergic reaction to Jergens. You going to the hospital? I would, but...meh.
At the hospital
Fred's gonna be fine. I have to warn you, though...the Jergens REALLY made him break out.
Whatever. I ain't his daddy. I just wanna post his pic on Myspace. Let's do this.
Oooooooh, DAMN! Son, you gotta quit floggin' the dolphin and find you a chick!
I WAS MOISTERIZING!