Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: February 8, 2007

by actorbean
2-08-07
Hey, Fred! You look, like, 100% better! What happened?
I took Malcolm and Baconman's advice, and got myself some Pu-Say. It TOTALLY worked.
Um...you took MALCOLM'S advice? Are you high? He's an idiot!
No, it was great! I found this guy on MLK Blvd, and he hooked me up.
Wait, wait - you got a woman...from a guy...on MLK?
Woman? No! Why would I need that? By the way, what exactly is a 'rimjob'?