Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: February 16, 2007

by actorbean
2-16-07
Pirate gets a makeover
What up, yo?
PIRATE? Is that YOU? Aw, SHIT! You done went and got FINE on me!
Yeah, Baconman pissed me the fuck off, so I decided to hit the ol' Bowflex, just to show him what he ain't gettin'.
Damn. Your body is bangin' like a screen door in a hurricane now! But...um, what's that on your head?
It's a do-rag. All pirates wear them. You know this.
Uhhhhh, homie, you might wanna check a mirror. And you might wanna bring a rabies shot with you.