Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: February 25, 2007

by actorbean
2-25-07
Aich and Pirate argue over badger rights
Pirate, this is against nature! Darwin is shitting his dead-ass pants right now!
FINE! Badger, will you PLEASE tell this hippie heffa that everything's OK?
You know, I bet there's a burlesque show or a nice martini or a J with my name all over it.
Badger, if that hotness running down my neck ain't chicken noodle soup, I'm funna make some Uggs outta your ass!