Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: March 4, 2007

by actorbean
3-04-07
"Rollin' down the street, smokin' endo, sippin' on gin and juice! LAAAAAAAAAAAID BACK!"
Malcolm...you're a squirrel. Why the hell are you so... ethnic?
Whatchu talkin' bout, G? I'm keepin' it real, fo' shizzle my nizzle! Break me off some mad props, Bake-dawg!
That's what I mean, right there. Why're you so...URBAN?
Sheeeeeeeeit, negro, don't hate the playa, hate the game! I'm the coach up in this mofo, holla back shawty!
Uh, Malcolm? 1997 called - it wants its slang back. And your copy of "New Jack City".