Squirrel, Please

Author: actorbean

Date: April 28, 2007

by actorbean
4-28-07
At Geico
So yeah, I need to - what the hell?
I am Sir Braxton, son of Toni and loyal protector of Geico. You shall not pass.
Um, yeah, I SHALL. And thou shalt get outta my damn WAY or feel the wrath of my flying scissor kick. I'm sick of this shit.
None have ever defeated me. I fear not your petty threats, for I am a knight of the Oval Table. Begone, wench!
3.4 seconds later...
Now - which floor are they on, punk?
3rd floor... 2nd door on the right... please call 911 for me... I think you dislocated my spine.