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| Hello, I'm the CEO of Geico, Inc. I understand you have a problem you wish to address with me? | |
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| What is this bullshit? Why the fuck do you LOOK like me? I mean I know I'm FINE, but... | |
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| We at Geico feel that a non-threatening presence would calm you more than the others we've presented thus far. | |
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| You know...even for MY ass, this is too much. I'm done. Just raise my premiums. I'm outtie. | |
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| Oh, so NOW you give up? After all that? Pussy. You know what, we'll handle your little claim. Take your punk ass to Esurance.com and don't come back. | |
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